Why the Fuck?
From the Consumerist last week: All you can eat lawsuit
If the guy wanted $28 worth of fish with no rice, why the fuck wouldn’t he just buy 56 cans of tuna and stay home? If dealing with the can-opener and all that tuna juice is too much of a hassle go for the 60-ounce industrial sized cans
Why the fuck do people pay so much for sushi anyway? All you can eat sushi is like three times the cost of other all you can eat places, except instead of being able to eat a good meal, it ends up being a huge amount of rice and little specks of protein. Why the fuck are people so incapable of boiling water to cook rice at home?
I do sort of like the idea of eating hundreds of pieces which is like $400 worth of menu prices. Sort of like the people who like the idea of buying something because the guy on TV says it’s a $300 value that now costs three payments of $19. If I haven’t already bought it for $57 why the fuck would anyone say the “value” exceeds that amount?
Why the fuck do people buy girl scout cookies? If you want to support the Girl Scouts, just give them the money without requiring they give you junk food in return. If you want cookies, go to the store and buy something off the shelves. If the Girl Scout cookies are truly a worthwhile product that people actually like, why the fuck do they intentionally limit profits and limit how much they can help the Girl Scouts by staying out of the cookie aisle in any grocery store?
NBA All-Star weekend: Why the fuck are the Spurs and Lakers not seen as one of the greatest rivalries in sports of the past 20 years. Red Sox and Yankees had those 14 games in 2003 and 2004, otherwise it would be virtually identical. Duke-Carolina is just a matter geography and underage drunks. I guess there’s Nadal-Federer. But I asked about sports, not whatever it is those guys play. Though I reckon anything that gives Serena Williams her stage is good enough for me
Why the fuck can’t I find a single shred of creativity to come up with anything better this week and instead just throw out a bunch of fucking curse words? Anyone out there who can put together a couple of halfway decent writings for here will earn $20 (and even if they’re as bad as this stupid shit, it will be worth $10)
Why the Fuck did they change tuna from six-ounce cans to five ounce cans a few years ago? Drained it’s now like only two ounces, anyone who hates the stuff that much isn’t going to change their buying habits based on those final few specks of fish