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The implied meaning is to eat two pizzas, a large bag of corn chips and a half gallon of ice cream topped with candy. Followed by a bottle of ipecac. That’s not good

The literal definition is a period of excess, followed by cleaning up the dirt and grime that comes from such excess. That is a truly good thing to do and can be done with so much in life

Money: A lot of people live comfortably earning and spending barely more than minimum wage. Average income, though is much higher. Thus someone can binge on a year or two earning $50 000 per year, then go a few years without having to work or worry about income. That’s cool

Or 48 to 60 hours awake, then sleep for 18 hours

Or instead of the whole vomit thing, eat as much as possible for every meal, but put a full day or so in between each one and always start with 10 plates of salad

Gun shot wounds and entire bottles of pain killers might not work too well

The last year couldn’t have been as good as the other years

Imagine someone who has 80 years of life where they are truly happy almost every day. Imagine further that they then spend five more years with only rare occasions of happiness. That’s still more total happiness than going 80 years truly happy and then dying with no sudden decrease in quality of life

Imagine a good meal. A nicely satisfied stomach. Imagine further adding more food on top of that to the point of being as completely stuffed as possible. No matter how you feel about those final bites, they don’t change how good the first bites were. Therefore, shoving more and more food into your stomach until it is as completely stuffed as possible is equal to or better than any meal where you don’t do that

A few times each year I give blood in exchange for movie tickets

I may start selling plasma for $30 per visit

Some guys find buyers willing to pay a good deal of money for sperm

But if someone wants to help save a life by giving an organ in exchange for compensation, it is forbidden

I’ve found myself saying that line a lot lately

That sounds like pussyshit; It’s been almost 15 years since I first heard that line from the Jerky Boys, now I’ve found myself saying it a lot again

I’ll let you guess if I’m saying these things about myself or about others