irrational
I find myself searching for reruns of 30 Rock in syndication with the hope that this time Alec Baldwin and Tiny Fey finally fuck each other. If it didn’t happen the first time, I should know there is absolutely no possible way of it happening in a rerun. If they don’t fuck each other before the series ends I will be upset. Like so upset I might even let someone know I’m upset about it
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The blonde from Three’s Company and Step by Step had something done to her face so that she now barely looks human, according to Star magazine. She was good looking enough with a big enough rack in 1977 to be a TV star. There is no way that can last for 35 years. Trying to recapture that at age 70 will always cause a problem. It seems the only good plastic surgeries are the ones that aren’t noticed. Except for hair and breast jobs. ‘Sup Gwen Stefani — she was hot in 1994 and looks pretty much the same now. Except for a much larger rack
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Virtually any PG-13 movie would be better if it had enough violence, sex and swearing to earn an R rating. Virtually any R rated movie would be better if it had enough sex and violence to earn either no rating or an NC-17 rating. Somehow being able to advertise that they purposely made an inferior product increases demand for the movie
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The exception that proves the rule I understand what this means and how it can be applied correctly. Yet anytime any of us use the expression all it proves is that we are fucking idiots
Taking 120mg oxycodone and giving one weeks paycheck to a street walker makes me happiest
You did that every day last week and it never made you any happier
That’s the exception that proves the rule
