The Heat and The Dreams
When it’s cold outside, when the temperature drops to near zero, there are things we do to keep ourselves warm and comfortable. Stay inside and turn up the heat. Wear layers of clothes, including a heavy hooded sweatshirt when we do go outside. Also, imagine a fire in your rectum, an idea I learned from Rick Reilly, and something so many of us do
When it’s too hot outside, we turn on the air conditioner and imagine ice in our rectums
I don’t mind spicy food. A jar of jalapenos is a good snack, so long as it is the large size. Haven’t eaten any of them this year this year until recently. They were too spicy for me. Had to stop to drink water. Then I imagined I was eating ice cream. It made them taste cool, not hot. Then I thought why couldn’t I have just bought a carton of ice cream and not bothered with mere fantasizing. Upon that discouraging realization my mouth went from tasting cool ice cream to the hot spices
